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May 14, 2008

Yesterday as I was standing at the copier in a haze, I heard a faint giggle to the right of me. I dismissed it as just an email that must have been funny. Continuing to copy/scan a few documents I suddenly heard the giggle of now a male AND a female. Obviously this perked my curiousity, and I quietly walked near the cube it was generating from. A co-worker, we’ll call him Rob*, had apparently bought a “paper” (if you would like to call it that) in an extremely small town he drives through on his way into work every morning.

Yes, you’ve read that right. It is a paper dedicated to mugshots of local arresties.

I thought it was a joke until he opened the paper, and I saw these (among many other) categories within the normal mugshots.

I was shocked… “Best Mullets” ?! Are you effing kidding me?! It’s like they’re in a fashion mag.

Oh let us not forget…

…those who decided to fight the police, you go in the special “I bet that hurt” section…because you’re idiots.

I wasn’t sure if I should laugh, or be offended for these people. So I laughed. :-)

I did find it slightly disturbing that the majority of the mugshots were from sex offenders. We’re talking out of 10 pages, 6 of those were sex offenders…in JUST this area alone. Just shows you how the world is becomming.

Anyway, so I’ve decided to take an idea from other bloggers. I’m opening my next post to you guys. Ask me some questions, it doesn’t matter what they are. :-)

Have a great day!
Much Love,
K

* This may or may NOT be his real name ;-)

4 comments

  1. Oh man! What paper is that? it’s hysterical :)


  2. Wow! That’s hilarious.

    What’s your favorite outfit? Who would you call if you were arrested at 5 in the morning? And . . . what’s your ideal first date?


  3. ahahaha, this is so funny. great post.


  4. Hilarious!


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